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Phantasmagoric Invasion;;


My life.

My life.


booktown:

ani-oppa-san:

ideklukey:

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

signal boosting the shit out of this

you can never NOT reblog this

We have these posters up around our campus

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redcurlswhitelace:

hawk-and-handsaw:

a crappy info-doodle about something v important 2 me

Ot3 forever

(via asleeponabench)

wellmetkinsman:

*lives in Florida*
*tries to participate in ¿”autumn”?*
*puts on a sweater*
*manages to crawl to Starbucks before completely melting*
“I’ll have a… pumpkin.. *cough*  spice…”
*dies of heat stroke*
*is cremated and made into Florida orange juice pulp*

(via valdurga)




  • Sarah Kay: It started with a sweater.
  • Phil Kaye: I was looking incredibly fly. First day of college orientation as a freshman... plus, I'm the type of guy who's always trying to make a good impression.
  • Sarah: He looked like a tool. And it's the first week of school, so I've got people to meet and things to try. I don't have time to waste on this guy loitering backstage at a talent show.
  • Phil: It started with a freshman talent show, a chance to showcase what I know about spoken word and poetry and try and get some people to notice me.
  • Sarah: It started with a technical difficulty -
  • Phil: some sort of delay -
  • Sarah: somebody's iPod track wouldn't play.
  • Phil: So I'm stuck waiting backstage when I notice this girl -
  • Sarah: and he walks over, stupid sweater and all. There was nowhere to run, backstage was too small.
  • Phil: And I'm so nervous about going onstage, I decide to strike up a conversation.
  • Sarah: Oh, sorry, I completely got ahead of myself. I totally skipped introductions. My name is Sarah Kay.
  • Phil: My name is Phil Kaye. I'm from California -
  • Sarah: born and raised in NYC.
  • Phil: Let's see, fun fact about me -
  • Both: My mom is Japanese and my dad is Jewish.
  • Sarah: Not a common combination, but I think it's kinda cute. People call me Japajew -
  • Phil: Jewpanese -
  • Sarah: Ashkenazi kamikaze.
  • Phil: And come December -
  • Both: Hanukkah and Christmas!
  • Sarah: Plus, you should taste my mother's brisket. Jan has matzah ball soup with noodles...brings my father Jeffrey to his knees.
  • Phil: It took mom and dad to raise this lanky, cock-eyed, half-breed.
  • Sarah: Well, I think that's it. My mom, my dad, and me - oh, plus my little brother. He's eighteen.
  • Phil: My little sister is a deadpan firecracker. She's only eighteen, but she keeps me on track. Her name is Sarah.
  • Sarah: My little brother's name is Phillip.
  • Both: Anyway.
  • Sarah: Where was I?
  • Phil: It started with a backstage interaction.
  • Sarah: No, it started with a backward first impression.
  • Phil: Okay, well, I'll tell you where it didn't start. It didn't start at fifth grade summer camp.
  • Sarah: That's true, it did not start at junior lifeguards. Even though we were both there.
  • Phil: Matching red bathing suits, white t-shirts, visors, and our counsellor -
  • Both: Mr. Johnson.
  • Sarah: Who probably figured that the shy girl in his morning class -
  • Phil: and the skinny kid in his afternoon class -
  • Both: were... cousins?!
  • Sarah: Probably thought we carpooled over together -
  • Phil: in between family photoshoots and fourth of July barbecues.
  • Sarah: But instead, we merely co-existed -
  • Phil: almost met but always missed it -
  • Sarah: spinning around like two sides of a coin.
  • Phil: Look!
  • Both: We've done the research!
  • Sarah: And we swear, we're not related.
  • Phil: And we've never dated.
  • Both: And we're never... EVER... going to.
  • Phil: Because what are the chances of finding someone with your last name -
  • Sarah: Japanese and Jewish with siblings called the same?
  • Phil: What are the odds of finding someone -
  • Sarah: who can finish your sentences -
  • Phil: who will let you cut in line -
  • Sarah: who knows not to just lend a hand, or an ear when you need them to give you their spine -
  • Phil: who is woman enough to be best man at your wedding -
  • Sarah: who will keep every secret, save every letter, tell you how you really look -
  • Phil: who will remember every single one of your birthdays -
  • Sarah: without checking Facebook?
  • Phil: What are the odds of finding someone who knows your poetry by heart -
  • Sarah: who won't freak out if you're hanging out and accidentally fart?
  • Phil: Yeah. If you have a date and you need to look fresh, I will let you borrow my hair products.
  • Sarah: And if you don't have a date and you need to look fresh, I will let you borrow... my cousin.
  • Phil: I will always see you for the alley-oop.
  • Sarah: I will always save you a seat.
  • Phil: I will always pick you to be my partner even though you are terrible at handball.
  • Sarah: When the fire takes all you have, my home will be your home.
  • Phil: When you are old and can no longer remember my face, I will meet you for the first time again and again.
  • Sarah: When they make fun of your accent, I will take you swimming because we all sound the same underwater.
  • Phil: When Ellis Island tries to erase your past, I will call you by your real name.
  • Sarah: When they call your number for the draft, I will enlist to fight beside you.
  • Phil: And I will march with you from Selma to Montgomery and back as many times as it takes.
  • Sarah: We will stand together against the hoses and the dogs -
  • Both: because it didn't start with us.
  • Phil: It started with Lennon and McCartney.
  • Sarah: It started with Thelma and Louise.
  • Phil: It started with Winnie-the-Pooh and Christopher Robin.
  • Sarah: Bert and Ernie!
  • Phil: Abbott and Costello!
  • Sarah: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern!
  • Phil: Mario and Luigi!
  • Sarah: Watson and Sherlock!
  • Phil: Pikachu and Charizard! And they could tell you what a miracle this is.
  • Sarah: They could tell you how rare this is.
  • Phil: But they could tell you how rare friendship always is.
  • Sarah: The chances are slim.
  • Phil: The cards are always stacked against you, the odds are always low.
  • Both: But I have seen the best of you, and the worst of you, and I choose both.
  • Phil: I want to share every single one of your sunshines and save some for later.
  • Sarah: I will tuck them into my pockets so I can give them back to you when the rains fall hard.
  • Both: Friend -
  • Phil: I want to be the mirror that reminds you to love yourself.
  • Sarah: I want to be air in your lungs that reminds you to breathe easy.
  • Phil: When the walls come down -
  • Sarah: when the thunder rumbles -
  • Both: when nobody else is home, hold my hand -
  • Phil: and I promise -
  • Both: I won't let go.

clarabosswald:

chattersbox:

doctorwho:

[x]

Umm, “essentially a ‘kids show’”… This guys obviously never seen the show

he’s a whovian. in fact, he’s even got a gallifrey base (doctor who fan forum) account.
i’ve seen lots of people saying really mean stuff about this guy in their comments on this gifset. guys, he was told what to ask peter. it’s not his own personal views and opinions. that’s how media works. please don’t be so rude.


lil-doodle-lolita:

"I can explain.."

lil-doodle-lolita:

"I can explain.."

(via cishetdiavolo)


nicolasbruno:

It has been said that there are passageways and tunnels at the bottoms of wells such as this one… Piazza Giordano Bruno; Perugia, Italy.

nicolasbruno:

It has been said that there are passageways and tunnels at the bottoms of wells such as this one…
Piazza Giordano Bruno; Perugia, Italy.

(Source: nicolasbruno, via lesshumanmoretimelord)


vinegod:

It’s back to school time by AlliCattt

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theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

(Source: mockingday, via that-was-a-double-entendre)


thedarkmatteralchemist:

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

Betty White, last of the jedi.

(Source: the-goldengirls, via nootsies)


�One year, I taught this (Sociological theory) class and only used female writers. The journals were written by women, the textbook was written by females. Do you know what kind of responses I got on my student evaluations that year? {…} That I was biased, that I was only looking from one point of view… that I was basically a man eater. That’s the kind of things I’d get from the students… The semester before, I used only male writers. Do you think I got any kind of feedback like that then?�

"Not a single word."

Dr Rebecca Erikson, my professor, in her introduction of epistemology and challenging the main narrative

(via marloscruzin)

(Source: rafrousseau, via my-daily-metamorphosis)

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

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666cinderella:

I’m going to thank every single one of you personally who reblogs this. This is important.

666cinderella:

I’m going to thank every single one of you personally who reblogs this. This is important.

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phan·tas·ma·go·ri·a   

/fænˌtæzməˈgɔriə, -ˈgoʊr-/

[fan-taz-muh-gawr-ee-uh, -gohr-]

–noun

1. a shifting series of phantasms, illusions, or deceptive appearances, as in a dream or as created by the imagination.

2. a changing scene made up of many elements.

3. an optical illusion produced by a magic lantern or the like in which figures increase or diminish in size, pass into each other, dissolve, etc.


whatever that means...

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